Dr. O working on Lil A, who is trying to pull a Houdini
Yes, kids say the darnest things. 

I had a pregnancy related remnant backache that just wouldn't go away. I put on one of those heat pads that straps around your waist. So lil O comes into the room while I was doing something and when my shirt rode up, she sees the white heat pad peaking out around my waist. 
She asks, 'What this, Mama?'
Me: 'Mama's back hurts, boo boo. This is like medicine'
O, sympathetically: 'Paining? Boo Boo?'
Me *gleeful that atleast my 2 year old is lending all her sympathy* 'Yes baby, paining'.
O: 'Hahaha.. Mama wearing diaper. No boo boo. Diaper. Diaper. Diaper'!!

I think she kept chanting that for about 30 mins. I wanted to wrap that heat pad around my head instead. 

Another day, another time, same lil O. 

I am trying to potty train this lil girl. So like all the Gods of Motherhood has spoken through the Holy Grail of books, I too showed her how to go to the bathroom. Showed how to wipe, wash hands, towel dry. 
She abandoned it promptly and completely because 'Mama, put butt cream*...noooooo, Mama no put butt creammmmmm, don't want it'. 

(*That's diaper rash cream for those lucky folks that do not know. And she said 'Kundi Cream' for my Malayalee friends out there!)

Do share the crazy things your kids say. Post them here and grin. 

01/23/2013 9:16am

lol...i can just imagine her saying that "kundi cream"..lol
We have the same story at home with potty training..wants to sit on the potty just so he can play with the flush....funny kids

01/24/2013 12:42pm

At this rate, when will we ever get these kids to go to the toilet?!

01/23/2013 10:49pm

write moree..

01/24/2013 12:43pm

Your wish...my command.

02/03/2013 5:47am

I cant stop laughin! Lil O is a superstar already!


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